Pet Peeves and Oxymorons by Achika the Wocky

Good afternoon everyone, I am Achika, the Wocky. I have compiled a little list of Neopian pet peeves and oxymorons from a cynic's point of view. Enjoy.

1) Have you ever gone into the shop right at the restock and saw a very rare item and by the time your browser loads the haggling page is gives you the "error-shop doesn't have any more of that item left"?

2) Have you ever noticed that the top homepages on the best pet homepages list are usually never edited, it's just a default pet homepage, how can they possibly get that many hits when it's the same thing you've seen over and over again?

3) Have you ever gone into a shop that claims "We have great prices" and then they want 99999 neopoints for a faerie?

4) Has your pet ever said "Thanks for playing, but all the other pets have more toys than me :("? That's rather rude, if I do say so-you just wanna say "fine then, you ungrateful little snot".

5) Now, this may sound rude, but what is the point in donating 1 NP to the money tree? I know it's very nice to donate, but 1 NP?

6) Have you ever played Lenny Trivia and you get the same question over and over and over again?

Well, I suppose that's it guys. Hope you had fun, and if you have any complaints or bones to pick with me, then give me a yell at Teo@arkansas.net, or if you have any other pet peeves to add.

Thanks! -Achika the Wocky

http://www.neopets.com/~Achika (wow-an edited homepage)